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Poster: not_a_typical_daydream Date: Nov 20, 2006 6:08am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

I have this grate cat named Edward. He looks like Garfields stunt double. He's about 11 years old and just as perfect an animal as you could want. I trained him to go outside so I don't have to deal with the catbox. I too am a cat lover, I think mostly because when they want to be pet they sit on your lap and when they don't, they just do their own thing.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 20, 2006 9:57am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

the wonderful thing about cats is that they assume THEY are the master of YOU!! (unlike a dog). such wonderfully arrogant little creatures. thank god they are so cute and adorable.

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Nov 20, 2006 10:44am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

Because of the joy I often take in my immaturity, my favorite part of having a cat around is it gives me a great excuse for me to ask my girlfiend if I can pet her p-ssy

: )

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Poster: johnnyonthespot Date: Nov 20, 2006 10:43am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

Yeah but the payback is that you can torment them by laughing at them. They are extremely vain creatures, they KNOW.

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Poster: midnight sun Date: Nov 20, 2006 10:45am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

when a dog enters a room full of people, it seeks everyones attention
when a cat enters a room full of people, almost everyone seeks its attention

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Nov 20, 2006 10:56am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: useless cat question

aint that the truth!!!! well said. such arrogant little creatures - god, i love 'em.